If Programming Languages were <T>

Recently I’ve written a bit about Domain-Specific Languages (DSL) as part of Model-Driven Engineering (MDE), different types of languages, different ways to define them, etc. However, it can also be fun to look at existing programming languages and how people think about them. Check out this fun post on Lambda the Ultimate:

With the recent popularity of the comparison between PLs and Religions, I thought it’d be mildly amusing to see what other comparisons were out there on the intarweb. Here’s the list for the meme that I collected of If Programming Languages were …

Maybe we can extend the lists with idea’s about Modeling Languages or other Domain-Specific Languages… any suggestions?